Written and edited by Graham Matheson, a Liverpool and Deportivo La Coruna fan, who will concentrate on the burning issues of the week from The Premiership and La Liga but will mostly be trying to stop the "Writers" from pelting each other with paper balls.
Omar Malick, an Arsenal fan and season-ticket holder since being brainwashed as a child by his equally deluded father. Omar writes on all the unsavoury aspects of a game with all the moral equilibrium of an arms dealer at an arms fair.
Tom Parmiter, the resident expert on all things from The Championship.
John Baxter, another sensible fan of England's most successful football club and, surprisingly, the voice of reason on the Big Match Centre.
Franco Ferrara, our one and only foreigner who will focus his creative energies trying to convince us the his favourite Napoli team's supporters are not all hoodlum's that enjoy going to rival cities and destroying the surrounding area of football stadia.
So, this is the team... it's surprising we get any work done to be honest.